Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Floor bacon is actually really good
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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