There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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