Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
He has the fingertips of a God
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