So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
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Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
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Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
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