Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
