Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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