called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
My dick has a subreddit
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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