I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
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