I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
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