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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?

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  Yes but- 100% agreed

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.

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• (805): View more from California

  I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.

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• (904): View more from Florida

  Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?

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• (360): View more from Washington

  Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.

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• (518): View more from New York

  She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon

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• (903): View more from Texas

  I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop

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