whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
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Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
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What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.