You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
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Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
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If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I don't want my vagina anymore.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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