Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
These People Had Regrettable One Night Stands
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
This Girl Makes Latte Art That’s Too Cute to Drink
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.