I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
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I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
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We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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