put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
Randomize
