Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I checked into jail on foursquare
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
Your penis caused this!
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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