The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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