his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
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