Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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