I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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