cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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