the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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