He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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