I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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