Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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