the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
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Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
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You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Who died my cat blue again?
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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