Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I don't deserve a penis
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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