Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
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did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
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Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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