Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
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I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
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My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
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