Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
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Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
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one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
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did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
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