I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
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that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
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I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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