ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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