So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
Randomize
