I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
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I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
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I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
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