Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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