Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Randomize
