On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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