Whod you bang
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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