I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
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He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Houston, we have a blender
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
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Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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