fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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