her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I need to calm my uterus...
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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