Kiss
Puke
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
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