how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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