whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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