this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Dick very happy bro
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Randomize
