i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Randomize
