Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
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Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
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Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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