I'm jealous of your bromance
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
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I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
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I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Still dying that you shit outside
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
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