Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I look better un-naked...
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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