just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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