ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
Randomize
