come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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