Having a random hookup so left but love u
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
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Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
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You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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