I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
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I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
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This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I could fuck to npr.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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