dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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