i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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