Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
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I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
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His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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