when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
she pinky promised me she was 18
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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